Q-What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A-The Christmas alphabet has No L

 

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as ne asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.

"Thats no offence", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."

 

Father: Did you see Father Christmas this year son?

Son: No it was too dark to see him, but i heard what he said when he stubbed his toes on the edge of my bed.