- Spend the early part of the evening impressing the bosses and clients. You can drink the party punch when they've gone.
- Over the course of the night, try to resist the temptation of photocopying parts of your anatomy - if the copier breaks you'll be spending Christmas with glass in some very painfull places!!
- Running aluminium foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
- And the office furniture is not designed to be as sturdy as those in your local pub, so dancing on the desks could do them and you a lot of damage. Likewise, the boardroom table is meant for weighty documents, not overweight executives.
